actualhumandisaster:

Whyyyy must recipe blog posts make people scroll past 9 paragraphs about the story of this meal and the biography of the goddamn ingredients, with painstakingly perfect pictures throughout.

Goddamn these people would write the fucking Iliad about a Rice Krispie square. 

Yes.

(Source: stupidswampwitch, via scarsandall)

5 months ago 421 ♥

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7 months ago 418 ♥
meowllenginsberg:

joe is REALLY depressed after last nite’s government fiasco, refuses to get out of bed, keeps sayin “i wish i was more like john stamos”

meowllenginsberg:

joe is REALLY depressed after last nite’s government fiasco, refuses to get out of bed, keeps sayin “i wish i was more like john stamos”

(Source: lewinskv, via queenwiener)

9 months ago 17169 ♥
ericwhoreman:

me


Best. Thing. Ever.

ericwhoreman:

me

Best. Thing. Ever.

(via deeplistening)

1 year ago 18078 ♥
helioscentrifuge:

i love banannaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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BANANA SPIDERS ARE REAL!!!!!!??????!!!!!!!!!?????? Sorry Trader Joe’s I’m not stocking any more bananas. Fuck. That. Shit.

helioscentrifuge:

i love banannaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BANANA SPIDERS ARE REAL!!!!!!??????!!!!!!!!!?????? Sorry Trader Joe’s I’m not stocking any more bananas. Fuck. That. Shit.

(Source: wwiao, via supernatural-direwolf)

1 year ago 181972 ♥

Barack Obama addressing Todd Akin’s remarks on rape this past weekend x

(via oh-my-godstiel)

1 year ago 126058 ♥
thebluthcompany:

Michael Bluth is back! 

Mother. Of. God.

thebluthcompany:

Michael Bluth is back! 

Mother. Of. God.

2 years ago 1331 ♥
thedisgruntledgradstudent:

jumblejo:

how to win.

Luckily I don’t have my coffee yet, or it would be all over my keyboard.

thedisgruntledgradstudent:

jumblejo:

how to win.

Luckily I don’t have my coffee yet, or it would be all over my keyboard.

(Source: sticksstonesandherringbones)

2 years ago 2098 ♥
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